Extreme Beginnings

Please, let's just keep this to ourselves - don't tell the Jackasses about this one.

Camp Soh-Cah-Toa

As winter slips gently into summer here in California, I'm reminded of the halcyon days of yore, when my parents couldn't stand us a single minute more and shipped us off to summer camp. The hazy days were filled with archery and arcsines, canoes and cosines, and that one time I accidentally fell asleep by the lake and ended up so tan I was co-tan. Sure, some of us still have our original vintage camp t-shirts, but you bandwagon-jumpers can pretend to be that cool by getting a replica.

Jedi EcoSaber

We all know that power corrupts, so if you want to avoid accidentally ending up in the Evil Empire, then why not start using less power? Here ya go, Jedi!

You're welcome.

$233.95 Spider Drawing for $14.50

It was my favorite David-and-Goliath story of all time, and now we can all have it on a t-shirt!

Hooray!

This Can't End Well

That's not the name of this shirt, it's just true.

I Supplement My Personality With Witty Shirts

I was going to hold a contest to find the ultimate post-ironic hipster t-shirt, but I think this one just plain wins.

A Simple Plan

It's a trap!!

Free Hugs

In these troubled times, we could all use some comforting, and what better comfort than an 8-tentacled hug?

Yes You Can

Happy Presidents' Day, y'all!
Has anyone ever figured out if it's "President's", "Presidents'" or just "Presidents" day? They all mean very different things and I think we could all use a bit of clarity these days.

Thumb War

Make jokes, not war. But if you have to get your war on, it might as well be one of these:

OBEY

Please, please, please, someone put this on a shirt!

Cupid Kills

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Hello, my name is Ninja

This one's for Andrew, for his ninja attack earlier.

Heart Invaders

I think I still like Glennz's version better, but this Amorphia tee is pretty cool nonetheless.

Does anyone know if "Amorphia" is in reference to what happens to their shirts after a few times through the wash?

You Can't Park Here, Sir!

It's good to be Batman, but it ain't perfect.

Squid vs. Hyena

We here at Cuppa International have seen many entries in the category of "squid versus," and few have merited anything remotely related to a second thought. This one, though, made us giggle, so here you have it!

Things to Beware Of

This is not a t-shirt, but I really, really, really wish it were.

I Beat Michael Phelps at Scrabble

This is definitely not as impressive as it would have been last week, but it's still something to brag about.

Smoke and Mirrors

I KNEW IT! How long have I been complaining about the Muppets running Washington?

Special

Popularized by The Nerdist, this shirt lets you conveniently tell the world exactly what your mom thinks of you.

Christian Bale and I are Done Professionally

You've heard the tirade, you've heard the remix, maybe you've even watched the faceoff with Bill O'Reilly, and now you can wear the t-shirt!


Thanks to Jillian for the links!

Thursday

Now, if you just randomly saw this completely out of context, it would be bewildering to a postmodern degree, right?


Because what the hell does that image have to do with Thursdays? Was there some historic day I'm not aware of? Yes, undoubtedly, but that's beside the point. It turns out the answer (or the initial answer) to this conundrum is that "Thursday" is a band, and this is one of their many t-shirts. Still, I like the playfully morbid image and the seemingly-arbitrary caption. Methinks Magritte would approve.

The Robotanist

Now, it's possible that I only like this shirt for its name, but it's also possible that I don't care to make that distinction.

Bill Murray

Since it is Groundhog Day, and since no matter what else this man does with his life, this will always be his day, I give you the Bill Murray t-shirt.

Remember 01-31-2007

I totally forgot to post this on Saturday, but honestly, we should remember it today anyway. After all, this was the single funniest marketing campaign I've ever run across, mostly because it was an inside joke that failed miserably. Hats off to you, ATHF!