Shoe Thrower

Sure, it's a Banksy ripoff (which was itself derivative), but it's still a great tribute to Muntazer al-Zaidi.

Who has two thumbs and throws a shoe? That guy.

Strings

I set out trying to find online a shirt I saw today on someone, and I must say I'm quite displeased with the search engines currently available to us. If you're trying to find an image, you have to describe it and hope your tags match those of the vendor, and the whole thing is complete bullcrap. Hey, Google! How long till we can make a stick figure in Paint and use that to search for similar images? Huh? Huh?? Sheesh. Well, until they finally listen to me, here's a totally unrelated shirt I found that for some reason resonates with my current grumble.

Jedi EcoSaber

We all know that power corrupts, so if you want to avoid accidentally ending up in the Evil Empire, then why not start using less power? Here ya go, Jedi!

You're welcome.

Yes You Can

Happy Presidents' Day, y'all!
Has anyone ever figured out if it's "President's", "Presidents'" or just "Presidents" day? They all mean very different things and I think we could all use a bit of clarity these days.

You Can't Park Here, Sir!

It's good to be Batman, but it ain't perfect.

Ocean Bowl

I can't stop staring at this design and its irresistible oddness.

Urban Survival

No earthquakes for my first year here, and then two in six months. Hmm. They say animals always sense quakes before they happen, so maybe we should take a cue from the pigeons.

Bacon Zombie

As someone said in one of the comments, bacon really is this irresistible.

Many thanks to Keith for finding this!

(And for any vegans in the audience, here's a vegan zombie)

Merry Christmas!

CCTV Government

This is far more true in the UK than the US, but give it a few years. We'll catch up.
This design is also available as a regular print, which might be a better idea if you're planning to cause some mischief.

Yee Olde Evel

Google's company motto may be "Don't Be Evil," but I'm sure they'd be totally fine with you being Evel instead. Just wear a helmet, ok?

Viva La Revolution!

I spent an hour today standing at a payphone in the occasional drizzle, trying to get through to the state of California, and when I finally did, they kept me on the line for the next half-hour without solving anything. I did get one minor victory, though, and to that I have to say Vivaaaa!



They're right - revolution really is all about going in circles.

Real Cowboys Shoot Bananas

Chris Rock once proposed gun control through really, really expensive bullets. Me, I prefer produce.

Stealth

Greatest kite of all time!

Viva la Second Amendment!

Unless of course the Second means that we'll have well-regulated militias of bears rising up against the tyranny of the government, because I'm not sure I support their position on socialized medicine.