The Robotanist

Now, it's possible that I only like this shirt for its name, but it's also possible that I don't care to make that distinction.

Fugitive

Welcome to Bad Pun Saturday!

(That's Uneetee's pricing, not mine)

Thunder!

Holy crap, it's raining in LA! And there was thunder and lightning! Quick, everyone, check for horsemen...

I always suspected this was actually what was causing all that noise. It totally explains why the pets hide, anyway.

Arrrgyle

Today I solved the Mystery of the Weird Smell In My Apartment. What does that have to do with the jolly roger? Absolutely nothing, except that if I'd gone about lighting that pilot light wrong, I could have joined the crew on this t-shirt: