Anatomy

Usually I'm not one to post about shirts from Tee Fury, since they're only available for one day and that kind of wrecks my whole archive system, but I couldn't resist this one.



That's right - $9 American will get you this AT-AT X-ray tee, but only until midnight tonight. After that, it'll be gone FOREVER! Or until the designer gets it picked up by Threadless. Either one.

And if you haven't seen Family Guy's "Something Something Something Dark Side," you're really missing out. Do yourself a favor and get in on that awesome AT-AT action (at 1:35).

Spoilt

And from the same designer of The Food Chain, we have this - [SPOILER ALERT] the ultimate spoiler shirt.


Oh crap, I've seen all but two of those. What am I doing with my life??

The Food Chain

I (ultimately) found this shirt through Rumplo, thanks to Annie!

When the zombie apocalypse comes, if one of them bites me, I want you to shoot me. But no shooting before that. Hey! I see you...

Conservation Status

This one definitely fits into the "I don't think I'd ever wear it, but it made me giggle" category. I particularly enjoy the unicorn and zombie.

This Can't End Well

That's not the name of this shirt, it's just true.

A Simple Plan

It's a trap!!

Smoke and Mirrors

I KNEW IT! How long have I been complaining about the Muppets running Washington?

Not As Far As You Think

I love a good conspiracy theory, but even I hope this one's not true:

We all need our heroes. Unless you mean that TV show, in which case, no thanks, I'm good.

THIS Is How The World Ends

Well folks, we survived another one. Y2K9 didn't shut down all the nuclear power plants or take down the whole financial system, mainly because it's already gone. Personally, I think we should all take this opportunity as a do-over for 2008. No more stupid mistakes, mmkay? Otherwise the pterodactyls, zombies, UFOs, and Dracula really will show up. It's the last aught year, so we ought to get things right. Ha! Get it? I'm awesome.


I know the capitalization is all screwy in that title, but it's how they named the shirt.

BFF

This one is called "BFF," as you can tell from the title of this post, and that's pretty much the perfect name for it. Except maybe "perfect strangers," but that might run into some copyright and/or royalties issues.

JellyBalloons

Gross, and yet so, so awesome.

Well, This Just Really Sucks...

If there were any doubt that I'm a bit of a nerd, my fondness for this shirt and its title should clear things up.


PS - Threadless is having a big sale right now, and this is one of the ones currently offered for $15. They also have a bunch for $10 or $5, if, like me, you prefer your fashion to be recession-conscious.

PPS - Hey Jeff, that shirt you liked, "Get Some Fresh Air," is on sale for $10!

Training

Because everyone has to start somewhere...

Loch Ness Imposter

At last! The real reason we can't find Nessie.

A Birth Day

This answers one age-old question, but it raises a host of others.

Demise of Mr. Flamingo

Ever wonder what garden gnomes do when you're not looking? Now we know.