Arrrgyle

Today I solved the Mystery of the Weird Smell In My Apartment. What does that have to do with the jolly roger? Absolutely nothing, except that if I'd gone about lighting that pilot light wrong, I could have joined the crew on this t-shirt:

Pirate Ninja Alliance

Maybe I've lived in Los Angeles too long, but I really think there's a movie to be made from this shirt.

Secretest handshake ever. Watch out for the hook, though.

Pirate + Monkey + Robot = Pirate Monkey Robot

What do you get if you mix three of the most sure-fire awesome things out there? That's right, a Pirate Monkey Robot.