I Beat Michael Phelps at Scrabble

This is definitely not as impressive as it would have been last week, but it's still something to brag about.

Evolution of Ninjas

Yes.

No Pants Ninja

This isn't the strongest ninja t-shirt ever, but it made me giggle. Sometimes, that's enough.

Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band

It's been a while since we had an Arrested Development design here, and it seemed like it was about that time, especially since it has become increasingly clear that I need to learn some Korean. Ahnyong!

Subtle Houseplant

While I was away for Christmas, I locked up my apartment and let my houseplants roam free. Wouldn't you know it - they chewed on my sneakers and ripped up the throw pillows. Jerks. One of them, though, is now mostly dead, and I accidentally discovered today that I'd been slowly drowning one of my orchids. Oops. I suppose that explains why it isn't blooming any more, but it really doesn't explain why it's still alive. I don't understand plants at all. Could someone please pass me some googly eyes?

Farewell, Sweet Concorde

Do you ever find yourself at a concert, enjoying the music, and then some 100-pound hipster giant decides to stand right in front of you and then rock from side to side slightly so you are forced to either not see anything, or sway in the opposite direction to catch a glimpse of the band every few beats? And then when you sense your blood pressure rising, do you ever wonder why exactly you're trying to SEE, when you came to HEAR? And then do you "accidentally" kick the hipster in the back of the knee anyway? Yeah, me neither. In any case, this one's for that guy, with my apologies.

There Is Always Hope

If any proof was needed that one can find anything at all on the internet, I just found one of my favorite Banksy stencils...


... in t-shirt form:

I like the art better in situ, but as far as portable art knockoffs go, this isn't terrible!

Save a Bunny...

Today I got an awesome gift in the mail - The Book of Bunny Suicides. If you have not perused this volume, I cannot recommend strongly enough that you do so. And in honor of this book, I give you a t-shirt I wish I'd found a month ago:

Robot Evolution

Take that, Zazzle! I can get around your puny restrictions because I am an IT Ninja (I call dibs on designing that t-shirt). Here, mere mortals, is the Robot Evolution: