LMAO

In honor of the guy I met this morning whose honest impression of a French accent was a Brooklyn accent, I give you this:

Remember how the world was supposed to end in a black hole a few weeks ago?

Yeah, me too. (Worst excuse ever for showing up at work hung over). One of these days they'll actually get the Hadron up and running, though, and then we'll show the skeptics! In the meantime, there's this delight:

Pirate Ninja Alliance

Maybe I've lived in Los Angeles too long, but I really think there's a movie to be made from this shirt.

Secretest handshake ever. Watch out for the hook, though.