Zombie Vampire Robots from Space!

Greatest idea ever?


Or Most Deadly?

Both?

The Food Chain

I (ultimately) found this shirt through Rumplo, thanks to Annie!

When the zombie apocalypse comes, if one of them bites me, I want you to shoot me. But no shooting before that. Hey! I see you...

Conservation Status

This one definitely fits into the "I don't think I'd ever wear it, but it made me giggle" category. I particularly enjoy the unicorn and zombie.

Bacon Zombie

As someone said in one of the comments, bacon really is this irresistible.

Many thanks to Keith for finding this!

(And for any vegans in the audience, here's a vegan zombie)

THIS Is How The World Ends

Well folks, we survived another one. Y2K9 didn't shut down all the nuclear power plants or take down the whole financial system, mainly because it's already gone. Personally, I think we should all take this opportunity as a do-over for 2008. No more stupid mistakes, mmkay? Otherwise the pterodactyls, zombies, UFOs, and Dracula really will show up. It's the last aught year, so we ought to get things right. Ha! Get it? I'm awesome.


I know the capitalization is all screwy in that title, but it's how they named the shirt.

Zombie Xing

Now, personally I think this would just make a good road sign (and helpful!), but until I can track that down, we have the shirt.

ZombAid

"Dead exciting now to have the top band with us talking about their work for the charity ZombAid, Coldp-"

Zombie Protest

In this season of politics and protests, there is one demographic whose croaking voices are scarcely heard. That's right: zombies. Sure, they may now be insatiable parasites who only want our brains, but they also only want to be treated like the equal citizens they once were.


Brains we need.

The Zombie of Oz

Think about it - it's true, right?


Just because they turned it into a catchy tune doesn't mean he wasn't undead. This revelation brought to you by Go Ape Shirts.