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Showing posts with label bad puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad puns. Show all posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Playing God
Andrew, I hope this is the one you were talking about:
because it's awesome and I love it. And in case you don't follow the link, I'd like to share this snippit from the product description:
Sunday, January 11, 2009
RayCharlesDarwin
Now, the t-shirts on this site aren't particularly flashy or design-heavy, but they do catch the eye.

Also available: AnneFrankSinatra, and FlashGordonRamsey.
Also available: AnneFrankSinatra, and FlashGordonRamsey.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Salvador Dalek
It's Bad Pun Sunday, officially making this Bad Pun Weekend. There are plenty of Dalek shirts out there, and quite a few Dali homages, but this is the best of them all. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Salvador Dalek.
I apologize for OffWorld's crap all over the design. If anyone wants to clean it up for me, I'd be much obliged!

Saturday, December 20, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Uncrashable Software by Microsoft
I know what you're thinking - "that's unpossible!" Oh, I assure you, you're absolutely correct. But in an attempt to be clever and to make one item that won't crap out immediately, Microsoft has started making t-shirts called software. Can't fool me! I put one of these in my disc drive, and it totally doesn't work. Must have been the Mac-compatible version or something.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Arrrgyle
Today I solved the Mystery of the Weird Smell In My Apartment. What does that have to do with the jolly roger? Absolutely nothing, except that if I'd gone about lighting that pilot light wrong, I could have joined the crew on this t-shirt:
Thursday, November 20, 2008
LMAO
In honor of the guy I met this morning whose honest impression of a French accent was a Brooklyn accent, I give you this:
Labels:
bad puns,
Chairman Mao,
doofus,
lmao,
Split Reason
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Viva la Second Amendment!
Unless of course the Second means that we'll have well-regulated militias of bears rising up against the tyranny of the government, because I'm not sure I support their position on socialized medicine.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Remember how the world was supposed to end in a black hole a few weeks ago?
Yeah, me too. (Worst excuse ever for showing up at work hung over). One of these days they'll actually get the Hadron up and running, though, and then we'll show the skeptics! In the meantime, there's this delight:
Labels:
bad puns,
Hadron Supercollider,
physics,
Split Reason
Monday, November 3, 2008
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