I Supplement My Personality With Witty Shirts

I was going to hold a contest to find the ultimate post-ironic hipster t-shirt, but I think this one just plain wins.

Origami turned my pants into this shirt

When I was a kid, I loved origami. Loved it. Couldn't fold enough paper. The house was full of swans, cranes, balloons that didn't float, and paper cups that weren't water-tight. It's funny how creasing tons of paper as a kid is a cute hobby, and as an adult it's OCD.