Inevitable Betrayal

Ok yes, I realize I'm several years late in getting on board with the whole Firefly thing, but I'm here now, so just chill. And while you're chilling, might I suggest you wear this stylish little number, featuring one of my favorite lines of the series?

So much awesome, so little time.

Space Camp

Actually, I think I like the tinfoil helmet even more than the shirt itself.


T-shirt: $19.95. Shipping: $2.99. NASA helmet: priceless.

Not As Far As You Think

I love a good conspiracy theory, but even I hope this one's not true:

We all need our heroes. Unless you mean that TV show, in which case, no thanks, I'm good.